A Mountain Town: El Chalten, Argentina
Down
 sleeping bags don’t perform well when wet.  Especially in the rain at 
1:00 AM on the side of a road.  But I really didn’t care.  I was cold 
and it made me warm.  This was not a long term solution.  It was short 
term satisfaction.  Not a particularly exquisite end to an epic day, but
 things could be far worse.
Twenty hours earlier I woke up in a 
tent with a new friend I had met only two days before.  My first thought
 of the day was about the tent.  Not how it had held up in the wind, or 
whether not it was dry, but how it could smell so badly so early in the 
morning.  Outside there was no light.  I guess the beginning of the day 
would be as odd as its end.
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| The Terrain | 
A group of five that had befriended
 me was from Spain.  Two of the group were brothers and all of them were
 friends who had traveled together in the past.  All five of
 them had just returned from a sixteen-day glacier trek that 
circumnavigated through some of the wildest and most treacherous terrains
 in all of South America - this probably explains the less-than-favorable scent of the tent.  But, luckily for me, only three of them 
were interested in climbing.  One had broken his finger badly on the glacial trek and another had to return to Spain.  Taking on a fourth (who happened to have some
 nice climbing gear and looked very eager) made a bit of sense.  They were able to overlook my pathetic Spanish and focus on what mattered - I had nice gear and a rope.  They 
were a kind and fun-loving bunch that I knew absolutely nothing about.
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| The Gear | 
It was still dark as some
 sort of Spanish lullaby came from the tent next door.  My guess is that
 the intention of this early morning song was not to put us back to 
sleep but to bring us gently into what would be a long day.  I giggled 
along with everyone else even though I had no idea what the song was 
about.  Soon we were up.
Within two hours my three climbing 
partners and I had eaten breakfast, secured our site, and hiked from our 
base camp 1,500 ft up, and two miles across, to the first pitch of Aguja 
Guillaumet.  Our goal was to climb one thousand plus feet of ice and rock, 
rappel back down, hike back to our tents, and carry our 60-pound packs 
4,500 vertical feet down (to a road that was over eight miles away) to 
meet our taxi at 10:30 that night.
One other person in my group spoke English well, one spoke English that was much like my Spanish (malo/bad), and one, my climbing partner, spoke no English at all.  On the way up to the climb, I learned four terms: reunion (off belay), pilla (take), dame (slack), and piedra! (stone).  We all agreed that these words were necessary.
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| The Goal | 
The
 climb started with 500 feet of thin ice squeezed between smooth, 
granite walls.  Not extremely technical compared to the ice I have climbed 
before, but loaded packs and a solid approach made this class II+/III 
pitch of ice somewhat challenging.  We broke into two pairs.  The first 
pair set up only two belays.  They climbed simultaneously and did the 
entire 500 feet in two sections.  My partner and I split the 500 feet 
into four sections.  I led the second and third pitches of ice and took a
 thrashing on the fourth.   Being anchored 150 feet below three climbers
 in a gully that was 60º degrees and six feet wide was not what I would 
refer to as a great time.  Even though those above me climbed with care I
 took a pounding from all of the small chunks of ice that rained down from above.  I was anchored to the wall 
and I felt like I was in front of a rubber bullet firing squad.  To add 
an extra richness to the experience one of the ropes I was attached to 
got wedged into a crack so I had to wait in the shade while one member 
of the other pair down climbed to set me free so I could ascend.  Good, 
clean, cold fun.
Once we emerged from the ice gully we placed our 
crampons, alpine boots, ice screws, and ice axes in our packs and pulled 
on our thin climbing shoes over already frozen feet.  We also took off 
our gloves to prepare for the six pitches of rock climbing 
ahead.  We swapped gear and chatted strategy as the wind began to 
accelerate.  Soon we would be in the sun climbing some of the world’s 
best granite.
The climbing went smoothly even though the route 
meandered up steep sections of vertical rock and across narrow (and very
 exposed) traverses.  The climb went up about 500 vertical feet, but we 
traversed three times this distance.  We climbed as two separate pairs, 
but the first pair would leave gear in key spots as directionals to provide protection.  The second person of the second pair would “clean” 
and the first person of the second pair would feed gear to the second of
 the first group.  In the first pair, Miguel was the lead climber 
throughout the climb and in my pair, we swapped leads back and forth.  
Far less confusing than it may sound.  There were only two technically 
“difficult” pitches of climbing, but all six were very exposed at 
several points and a slip would mean a dramatic turn of events.  We 
stayed roped up for the last pitch - an easy, but relatively exposed, 
ascent.
Soon we were on the summit of Aguja Guillaumet exchanging 
hugs and taking pictures.  We all wanted our summit pictures to include 
Aguj Mermoz, one of the most sought-after peaks in the area, in the 
background.  We also held up the business card of our host hostel in 
hopes that we would make it onto the “wall of fame”.   This wall at the 
entrance of the hostel included pictures of some of the world's best 
alpinists on some of the larger, neighboring summits. We ate chocolate, 
drank tea, and watched as the sky thickened and the wind began to surge.
I
 took pictures at the top of the first rappel while I waited my turn to 
head down.  At the bottom of the third repel I noticed that my camera was
 no longer on my pack.  To my horror, I realized that I had left it at 
the top of the first repel.  Luckily the two repel lines above me were 
still up and my partners were empathetic to my situation.  I knew this 
was a mistake that put all of us at risk, but we all agreed that I 
should retrieve the camera.
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| The Hostel Promo | 
I quickly climbed the third to last 
and second to last pitches on top rope (with my alpine boots on) and 
free-soloed the last pitch of the climb to get to my camera.  By the 
time I got to the camera, the wind had picked up to around forty-five 
miles per hour.  Even though the climbing was easy, the wind and my pack
 made the ice and rock tricky to descend. Later my newfound friends 
joked that I liked the end of the climb so much, that I climbed it 
twice.  My guess is that at the time they were not very amused by my 
delay.
By the time I had down-climbed and “cleaned” the ropes on 
the second and third to last pitches, the fabled winds of Patagonia were 
in full force.  All relatively easy tasks, like throwing a rope down to 
the bottom of a rappel, became difficult and risky.  Cracks could “eat” 
ropes and one (more) mistake could cost us precious time.  The rest of 
the afternoon became a controlled but rushed, scramble.  Since the 
climb, known as Amy, was a popular and well-traveled route in the area 
there were old and new, pitons and slings to repel off of the entire 
way down.  This made the exit easier.
By the time my partner and I
 reached the base of the climb the first pair had already started the 
journey down to pack away our camping gear.  We began our scramble down 
through loose scree in winds that were gusting at seventy miles an 
hour.  The sand and gravel from the basin below blew up the walls of the
 valley and into our eyes, ears, and noses.  The trail was steep and icy. 
 My pack contained two 60-meter ropes, a trad rack (climbing gear), a 
thermos, climbing shoes, ice screws, two ice axes, and crampons.  I had 
not consumed any water in two hours and the last real meal was almost 
twelve hours earlier.  By the time the sun had set, I was only halfway 
down the long approach back to our base camp.  My headlamp only offered
 a twenty-foot view of the vertical world around me and my climbing 
partner was 100 meters ahead of me.  I was exhausted but determined. 
 I moved as quickly as possible back to base camp.
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| The Summit Surf | 
When I finally 
arrived I drank some sort of Tang and water mixture and ate a piece of 
ham and cheese.  Five minutes later three of us began our eight-mile, 
4,500 vertical foot trek to the road.  My partner had left fifteen 
minutes earlier to see if he could make it to the road in time to secure
 our ride home.  We all knew we would miss our cab, but the storm that 
was upon us was not to be trifled with so we had to exit the area and 
head for a safer spot to spend the night.  We kept up a furious pace and
 marched without rest until half past midnight.
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| The Partners: Thester and Pablo | 
Soon I was alone 
with three packs as my two partners set out down the road in search of a
 phone and the fourth member of our group.  It was raining, there was no
 more food, and the only shelter I had was my down sleeping bag.  As I 
mentioned earlier, down-sleeping bags don’t perform well when wet.
An
 hour later my three partners returned, but no phone or ride could be 
found.  Apparently, the Refugio down the road was closed for the evening 
and the caretaker had no interest in answering the door.  We quickly 
set up a three-person tent, drank some untreated river water, and piled 
into our shelter. 
 
We spent the night together under the driving rain 
and powerful winds forty minutes outside of El Chalten.
Six hours 
later I woke.  Twenty minutes later our gear was piled into a fifteen-passenger Mercedes Sprinter.  The driver, who was returning to El Chalten 
after dropping off some tourists for a glacial tour, would not take 
payment for the ride into town.  Climbing is what El Chalten was 
founded upon and alpinists were still held in high esteem in this little
 town.  El Chalten was, and is, a mountain town.